i was born in hamilton ontario, and grew up in a small town called port dover. on the shores of lake erie, i spent most of my summers swimming in the waters of lake erie. you might think that this has caused some slight... genetic irregularities; it has not. it has effected me brains and as such i'm a little crazy. and yes, i am blaming it on lake water. and childhood isolation. you see, port dover is a small town located in the middle of nowhere. see:
for fun we jumped off the pier and uh...
i got out as soon as i graduated high school and moved to downtown toronto. i lived in winnipeg for a year. i hated it. i do not recommend it unless you want to freeze your ass off. leaving work every night seeing a flashing temperature gauge showing -38. -38. -38. BALLS!
when i first moved there i assumed that it was a greener place, all the electric cars everywhere!! turns out all those plugs were to plug in your car so the engine doesn't freeze. you all think i'm joking. i wish i were.
after that i moved to vancouver, because they have the least offensive weather. and i was right. instead of this:
i get this:
better choice indeed.
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